A Florida man has come forward earlier this week and claimed that aliens abducted his Crigler Coffee. The man in question said he was originally startled by his dog barking, and a bright light outside, leading him to investigate further.
“I had just finished yet another cup of Crigler Coffee so I was highly alert, and ready for whatever may be outside” the Florida man told Fact First Network. “The first thing I saw when walking outside was my 15 bags of Crigler Coffee floating towards what appeared to be an enormous UFO, I couldn’t let these beings steal such quality coffee, but I also couldn’t blame them. I tried to put on chase, but the object shot directly into the sky” said the Florida man.
The Pentagon released a statement on the matter, saying that, “There is a suspicion that Crigler Coffee is to blame for the increased UFO and alien sightings. Crigler Coffee is so good, it’s bringing in hoards of intergalactic visitors who want a taste”.
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